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There are three types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can’t.

I wanted to play checkers with my friend but he was two weeks ahead of me.What is ten thousand years long? Three lifetimes!.“I’ll have an X please.” “That’s quite a fancy drink, what’s the X?” “It’s an unknown.” A man runs into a bar and orders a drink.If there is no tomorrow, how can we figure out what happened in the past?.Have you heard the joke about the mathematician? I don’t know, it might be one of those mathematical jokes.If there’s no limit to the universe, maybe it’s actually just one big math problem.What type of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka!.Why didn’t the number 4 go to the party? Because he was already square.What do you call a rectangle with four right angles? A box.Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles? Because there’s no point.What is a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree? A line follower.What did two fractions say to each other? Don’t overreact, we’re not married yet!.Why do kids like math so much? Because it’s the only class they can fail and still be considered a genius.If you have two apples and I have two apples, that doesn’t make four of us.What is zero divided by zero? I don’t know! What is the square root of negative one? Um, i don’t think we’re taking this seriously anymore.Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a Dog.How do you count with your fingers? One, two, three… Five, six, seven… Stop copying me!.What did one math book say to another? You’re tearing me apart!.There are rules and exceptions to the rules. The bartender said, “Hey, get outta here! We don’t serve the likes of you.” What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi!.“I’m going psychotic over my calculus test.” “That makes two of us!” “No, there’s three!”.There are 10 types of people in the world: those who know binary and those who don’t.What is a math teacher’s favorite place? The corner office.What has 2 legs and one arm? A grade-schooler!.What do you call two angles that don’t add up to 90 degrees? A wide angle.Why don’t they teach multiplication in school anymore? Because so few people still know their times tables.Five fingers have five senses: touch, smell, taste, hear and math.How did 6 drown in the ocean? It was caught between a rock and a hard place.

Math was so pre-meditated, it occurred even before Newton.

I was trying to solve my calculus but I got lost in the x’s.

How many altos does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but she’s not very bright.

Two triangles have a baby and named it… Frank.

Why did the student get upset when the teacher asked him what seven times nine was? He said,”Don’t ask me that while we’re taking an exam”.

How many vice vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb? None, they let the darkness delegate do it.

What does New Jersey do after they look at their sales tax report? They toll some bridges.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? No, because it is always jumping to its feet.

When do you use Roman numerals? When you are numbering Roman emperors.

Two triangles have a secret and they love keeping it.

What is the longest word in the dictionary: Webster’s.

What does an alien say when he walks into a bar? Zort!.

The first math teacher said, “I am not a figment of your imagination!”.

If I had 4 quarters, how many nickels could I buy? 20.

Which side of a math problem has the most angles? The outside.

What do you get when you add 2 apples and 3 apples? 5 apple-ples.

#Funny pre calculus jokes plus

Two angles plus two angles equals what? Four angless!.What is it when you’re on one side of something and can’t find your other ear? One-sided.What does a math book wear to the beach? A factor-ioni suit.Is there another word for synonym? No, there’s not.A blanket is just a big square thing you sleep under.

$funny pre calculus jokes$

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? A towel.

What did one math book say to the other? You’re a curve!.

Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.

Class is a one-way trip, so sit with the driver.

How does NASA organize a party? They planet.

How do you make 7 even? Take away its modesty.

The big one said, “Whaddaya mean little lady?”

What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!.